OUR BAR

meet your 2023 bartending team

Prepare for an unforgettable night filled with laughter, good company, and exceptional service as the entire bartending team at the Dirty Turtle make every visit a memorable one.

Chloe

Allow us to introduce Chloe, the accomplished Bar Manager at the Dirty Turtle and an integral part of the 2023 bartending team. Born and raised in Mauston, Wisconsin, on her family's grain farm, Chloe's deep-rooted connection to the area is evident in her passion for the lake and its vibrant surroundings. Spending her formative years on Castle Rock Lake, Chloe developed a love for wakeboarding and skiing, relishing the countless hours spent enjoying the water with loved ones. While she is currently a senior at Viterbo University, pursuing a degree in Elementary and Middle School Education with a minor in Special Education, Chloe's heart lies in her community, as she plans to teach in the Mauston area after graduation.

As the Bar Manager, Chloe embraces the responsibility of overseeing operations at the Dirty Turtle with utmost dedication. What excites her most about the Dirty Turtle is the continuous improvements, including the addition of a beautiful outdoor tiki bar and a lively schedule of live music. Chloe eagerly looks forward to the opportunity to mix up delightful drinks while immersing herself in the captivating atmosphere of live music, sharing unforgettable moments with her cherished customers. When it comes to her go-to shot, Chloe opts for the refreshing and delicious green tea, adding a touch of flavor to her vibrant repertoire.

With her vibrant spirit and unwavering commitment to excellence, Chloe is poised to make the upcoming summer at the Dirty Turtle the best one yet. Whether she's managing the bar, crafting delightful beverages, or engaging in heartfelt conversations with patrons, Chloe's warm and welcoming presence creates an atmosphere that is both invigorating and memorable. Get ready to embark on an extraordinary summer experience at the Dirty Turtle, guided by Chloe's passion for her craft and her dedication to creating unforgettable moments.

Jasmine

Introducing Jasmine, a beloved member of the Dirty Turtle's bartending team with an impressive five-year tenure. Hailing from the vibrant town of Mauston, Jasmine's roots run deep in the local community. After graduating from Mauston High School in 19, she embarked on her educational journey to become a Radiology Technologist, a pursuit that reflects her passion for healthcare and making a positive impact on people's lives.
Jasmine's favorite aspect of the Dirty Turtle lies in its vibrant and inviting atmosphere. She relishes the opportunity to create a welcoming space where friends and family can come together to enjoy good company, delicious drinks, and memorable moments. The Dirty Turtle's lively ambiance perfectly complements Jasmine's warm and friendly nature, making her a natural fit for the team.
When it comes to shots, Jasmine's go-to choices are cherry bombs and green tea shots. These flavorful and spirited concoctions add an extra layer of fun to her bartending repertoire, ensuring that every customer's taste buds are tantalized and their night is filled with excitement.

Lexi

Meet Lexi, the vibrant addition to the 2023 bartending team at the Dirty Turtle. Hailing from the picturesque town of Tomah, Wisconsin, Lexi brings her Midwestern charm and warm hospitality to the bustling bar scene. When she's not behind the bar, you'll find her diligently pursuing her dreams as a nursing student at UW-Oshkosh. Lexi's love for the summer season shines through her infectious enthusiasm, as she thrives on the opportunity to connect with people from all walks of life. Whether it's mixing up creative cocktails or engaging in lively conversations, Lexi is always eager to make every moment at the Dirty Turtle an unforgettable experience. So, swing by and raise a glass with Lexi, as she's ready to make your time at the Dirty Turtle an absolute delight.

Sean

Introducing Sean, the lively addition to the 2023 bartending team at the Dirty Turtle. Hailing from the great state of Illinois, Sean brings his infectious energy and vibrant personality to the bustling bar scene. Sean studied at the University of Tampa, and juggled his academic pursuits with his passion for mixology. What captivates Sean the most about the Dirty Turtle is the perfect blend of work and play. Nestled by the lake, he cherishes the opportunity to soak up the scenic beauty while having a blast at work. When it comes to his go-to shot, Sean opts for the classic Crown Apple, served chilled, ensuring a delightful burst of flavor with every sip. Join Sean at the bar, and you'll be greeted with his warm smile, expertly crafted drinks, and an atmosphere that embodies the spirit of fun and relaxation. Prepare to embark on a memorable journey at the Dirty Turtle, guided by Sean's infectious enthusiasm and unwavering dedication to providing an exceptional experience.

Kalli

Introducing Kalli, the newest addition to the 2023 bartending team at the Dirty Turtle. Hailing from the vibrant city of La Crosse, Wisconsin, Kali brings her youthful energy and passion to the bustling bar scene. As a first-year member of the Dirty Turtle family, Kalli is excited to make her mark and create memorable experiences for all patrons. While Kali's primary focus lies in her studies as a track athlete and nutrition major at Oakland University, her love for the Dirty Turtle is fueled by the vibrant atmosphere and the connections she forms with the people. Join Kali at the bar, and you'll be greeted with her warm smile, infectious energy, and a commitment to ensuring that your time at the Dirty Turtle is nothing short of extraordinary. Get ready for an exciting summer filled with refreshing drinks, lively conversations, and an unforgettable experience, courtesy of Kalli and the entire bartending team.

Brittnee

Meet Brittnee, an esteemed member of the 2023 bartending team at the Dirty Turtle. Hailing from the charming town of Tomah, Wisconsin, Brittnee is currently pursuing her passion for cosmetology at Chippewa Valley Tech in Eau Claire. As she approaches her graduation in August, she looks forward to continuing her part-time job at Ulta Beauty while showcasing her exceptional bartending skills at the Dirty Turtle. Brittnee's second year at the Dirty Turtle has allowed her to explore her love for mixology and specialty drinks. She takes pride in crafting amazing concoctions that leave a lasting impression on the patrons. The Dirty Turtle's wide selection of specialty drinks is one of Brittnee's favorite aspects of the bar, allowing her to experiment with flavors and create unique and delightful beverages. When it comes to shots, Brittnee's go-to choice is any of the Jackson Morgan flavors, adding a touch of excitement and flavor to her repertoire. With her background in cosmetology, Brittnee brings a keen attention to detail and a natural flair for creativity to her bartending skills. Her friendly demeanor and genuine passion for customer service ensure that every guest at the Dirty Turtle feels welcomed and taken care of. Whether she's skillfully mixing drinks or engaging in lively conversations, Brittnee's dedication to providing a memorable experience shines through.

Mekenzie

Introducing Mekenzie, a valued member of the Dirty Turtle bartending team since the past year. Hailing from the charming town of Necedah, Mekenzie has a deep connection to the scenic beauty of Castle Rock Lake, where she spent her formative years. After completing nursing school in La Crosse, she has her sights set on pursuing a business degree in the coming fall, showcasing her commitment to personal growth and expanding her skill set. Mekenzie finds immense joy in the vibrant and lively atmosphere that the Dirty Turtle offers. As a patron, she appreciates the venue as a fantastic place to have a fun-filled night out, and as an employee, she relishes the great working environment it provides. Mekenzie's passion for the bar scene shines through in her unwavering dedication to ensuring every customer has an unforgettable experience during their visit.

When it comes to her go-to shot, Mekenzie's choice is a classic tequila paired with a pickle back. This unique combination adds an extra layer of excitement and flavor to her bartending repertoire, making her creations stand out among the crowd. Join Mekenzie at the Dirty Turtle, and you'll be welcomed with her warm smile and friendly demeanor. Her ability to create a fun and engaging atmosphere ensures that every night spent at the Dirty Turtle is a memorable one. Whether she's skillfully crafting cocktails or engaging in lively conversations, Mekenzie's commitment to providing exceptional service is evident. Get ready to savor delicious drinks, experience the vibrant ambiance, and create unforgettable memories with Mekenzie and the entire bartending team at the Dirty Turtle.

Rachel

Introducing Rachel, a vibrant member of the Dirty Turtle's bartending team. With a year of bartending experience under her belt, Rachel brings her enthusiasm and zest for life to the bustling bar scene. Hailing from the bustling city of Chicago, Illinois, Rachel splits her time between the urban landscape and the charming town of New Lisbon. Currently an incoming sophomore at the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse, she balances her academic pursuits with her passion for bartending at the Dirty Turtle.

What captivates Rachel the most about the Dirty Turtle is the lively and upbeat atmosphere that fills the air. She thrives on the energy of the place and the opportunity to meet a diverse range of fun and interesting individuals. Rachel's vibrant personality and genuine interest in people make her an engaging bartender who creates an inviting and enjoyable experience for every customer. Join Rachel at the bar, and you'll be greeted with her infectious smile and positive energy. Her ability to connect with patrons and create a warm and welcoming environment adds to the overall appeal of the Dirty Turtle. Whether she's mixing up delicious drinks or striking up conversations, Rachel's dedication to providing an exceptional experience shines through.

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Trin

Introducing Trin, a familiar face at the Dirty Turtle and a delightful member of the 2023 bartending team. Returning for her second summer at the beloved establishment, Trin exudes joy and excitement as she reunites with patrons old and new. Beyond her role as a skilled bartender, she embraces a love for the outdoors, a passion for sports, and a knack for dancing, reading, and connecting with people.
Trin's enthusiasm for crafting delicious drinks shines through as she eagerly experiments with new recipes and flavors. She is particularly thrilled about the "chillaxification" specialty drink, an enticing concoction that promises to tantalize taste buds and offer a refreshing escape. With her positive outlook on life, Trin tends to see the glass as half full, always ready to brighten someone's day with her infectious charm and humor.

Ingrid

Introducing Ingrid Ruiz, a valued member of the Dirty Turtle's bartending team as she embarks on her second year with enthusiasm and dedication. Hailing from the welcoming town of Tomah, Wisconsin, Ingrid has deep roots in her community. After attending Western Technical College in La Crosse, she pursued a career as a Dental Assistant, working at Tomah Family Dentistry during the week.
Ingrid's love for the Dirty Turtle is intertwined with her appreciation for its culinary delights. The Bourbon Wings hold a special place in her heart, and she delights in serving them to patrons who share her passion for delectable flavors. Furthermore, when it comes to her "go-to" shot, Ingrid opts for a classic favorite—the Slippery Nipple—an indulgent concoction that adds a touch of excitement to her bartending repertoire.

Riley

Allow us to introduce Riley, a familiar face at the Dirty Turtle and an esteemed member of the 2023 bartending team. With an impressive five summers under her belt, Riley brings a wealth of experience and expertise to the bustling bar. Hailing from the quaint town of Necedah, Wisconsin, she balances her passion for bartending with her studies in marketing at the prestigious University of Wisconsin-Madison. Riley's unwavering commitment and dedication to her craft shine through as she effortlessly crafts cocktails and serves patrons with a smile. What sets Riley apart is her genuine affection for "the regulars." She thrives on building connections and getting to know the familiar faces that grace the Dirty Turtle. When it comes to her go-to shot, Riley's choice is Crown Apple, adding a touch of sophistication to her repertoire. Join Riley at the bar, and you'll witness her seamless blend of mixology prowess and the art of genuine customer service. Get ready for a memorable experience at the Dirty Turtle with Riley leading the way.

Dominyka

Introducing Dominyka, a fresh face on the Dirty Turtle's bartending team. Hailing from the bustling city of Detroit, Michigan, Dominyka brings her unique background and vibrant energy to the bar. Currently completing her master's degree in Detroit, she is excited to embark on this new chapter and lend her skills to the Dirty Turtle.
Dominyka's favorite aspects of the Dirty Turtle are the lively Tiki Bar and the incredible team she's a part of. The Tiki Bar offers a tropical escape and adds an extra element of excitement to the overall atmosphere. As for the team, Dominyka relishes the opportunity to collaborate and work alongside her fellow bartenders, fostering a supportive and dynamic environment.
When it comes to shots, Dominyka's go-to choice is a classic Jäger bomb, providing a burst of energy and a hint of adventure. However, her true passion lies in margaritas, as she appreciates the refreshing and zesty flavors they offer. With a preference for this popular cocktail, Dominyka is more than eager to create delightful margaritas for her patrons, ensuring they have a memorable experience at the Dirty Turtle.

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THE EXPERIENCE

The Dirty Turtle is a unique and exciting bar experience. From the family friendly atmosphere during the day to the DJ, dance floor, foam parties, and beer pong at night, there is something for everyone at the Turtle!

Our bar is decorated with hundreds of interesting antiques, you can spend hours just looking at the neat stuff. And all of our tables are decorated with jokes, news articles, and past patrons.

We have tons of TVs to catch the game, including (2) 90 inchers!

When the sun is shining enjoy a beverage at our swing seat tiki bar, or grab some lunch in our screened-in porch.

While you are here join us for Special Events, get one of our specialty drinks, grab something off Our Menu.

Take a minute to meet Our Staff.

Happy

Hour

Monday - Thursday 3-6pm

Half OFF APPS

Half OFF Tap Beers

$3 Rail Mixers

TURTLE DRINK MENU

Dirty Turtle Specialty Drinks

Tiki Passion:

Field Notes Vodka + strawberry puree + lemonade

Melon Snapper:

Watermelon schnapps + peach schnapps + sprite + OJ

aloha breeze:

Kinky pre-vodka mix + coconut + pineapple + lime

Chillaxification:

Captain + malibu + blue curaco + pineapple juice + lime

Patio Punch:

Kinky pre-vodka + berry + peach + mango + lime

Frozen Drinks:

(AVAILABLE INSIDE ONLY)
Strawberry Daiquiri
Pina Colada’

Purple Turtle:

Razzmatazz + blue curacao + lime vodka + lemonade

Tropical Lemonade:

Strawberry Schnapps + peach schnapps + triple sec + lemonade

Coastal Kiss:

Amaretto + coconut rum + pineapple juice

Shark Bite:

Coconut Rum + blue curacao + pineapple juice + w/ a fish

Dirty Mojito:

White Rum + lime juice + fresh mint + simple syrup + sprite

BEST Bloody Mary on the Lake:

Vodka + award-winning mix + pickle + beef stick

Tipsy Turtle Buckets:

32oz bacardi buckets
Mango Tango: Bacardi mango + pineapple juice + splash grenadine
Turtle Juice: Bacardi lime + lemonade + splash lime juice
Berry Breeze: Bacardi raspberry + cranberry juice +sprite
Tropical Sunset: Bacardi Tropical + coconut rum + sprite

Canned Beer

Miller Light
Miller Highlife
Miller 64
Coors Light
Bud Light
Budweiser
Busch Light
PBR
Twisted Tea
Busch N/A

Seltzers

White Claw
High Noon
Carbliss

Bottled Beer

Corona Light
Corona Extra
Bud Light Lime
Big Wave Golden Ale
Michelob Ultra
Leinenkugels- Honey Weiss
Angry Orchard Cider
Goose Island IPA
Mikes Hard- Cranberry Lemonade

Alum Beer

Miller Lite
Bud Light
Coors Light

Tap Beer

Michelob Ultra
Busch Light
Spotted Cow
Twisted Tea
Summer Shandy
Blue Moon

Wine (Shutter Home)

Chardonnay
Moscato
Pinot Grigio
Cabernet

DIRTY TURTLE EVENTS

Check out our events at the Dirty Turtle. Whether we've got anything going on or not we look forward to seeing you!

May
Fri 19th: Sweet Tea Trio 7-11pm
Fri 26th: Diamonds and Lead 7-11pm
Sat 27th: Blue Collar 40 7-11pm
Sun 28th: Don Wiggins 7-11pm

June
Fri 2nd: Strange déjà vu 7-11pm
Sat 3rd: Pacific Coast Highway 7-11pm
Fri 9th: Hayden Ashworth 7-11pm
Sat 10: Boys Meet World 7-11pm
Fri 16th: Don Wiggins 7-11pm
Sat 17th: Almost Normal 7-11pm
Fri 23rd: 90's Jake 7-11pm
Sat 24th: Blue Collar 40 7-11pm
Fri 30th: Don Wiggins 7-11pm

July
Sat 1st: Unexpected 7-11pm
Sun 2nd: Totally Neon 7-11pm
Fri 7th: TBA 7-11pm
Sat 8th: Bad Medicine 7-11pm
Fri 14th: Don Wiggins 7-11pm
Sat 15th: Boys Meet World 7-11pm
Fri 21st: Pacific Coast Hiway 7-11pm
Sat 22nd: Left on Red 7-11pm
Fri 28th Hayden Ashworth 7-10pm
Sat 29th: Hillbilly Rocketship 7-11pm

August
Thur 3rd: TBA
Fri 4th: Abby Spencer Duo 7-11pm
Sat 5th: Steve Begugn Band 7-11pm
Thur 10th: Bree Morgan 7-11pm
Fri 11th: Unexpected 7-11pm
Sat 12th: TBD 7-11pm
Fri 18th: Don Wiggins 7-11pm
Sat 19th: Stetsin & Lace 7-11pm
Fri 25th: Mike Droho Duo 7-11pm
Sat 26th: Boys Meet World 7-11pm

September
Fri 1st: Don Wiggins Duo 7-11pm
Sat 2nd: Bree Morgan 2-5pm
Sat 2nd: Blue Collar 40 7-11pm
Sun 3rd: Stetsin & Lace 7-11pm

Meet the 2023 Bar Team

Meet the 2023 Bar Team

OUR BAR

OUR BAR

meet your 2023 bartending team

THE EXPERIENCE

Happy

Monday - Thursday 3-6pm

TURTLE DRINK MENU

Dirty Turtle Specialty Drinks

Tiki Passion:

Melon Snapper:

aloha breeze:

Chillaxification:

Patio Punch:

Frozen Drinks:

Purple Turtle:

Tropical Lemonade:

Coastal Kiss:

Shark Bite:

Dirty Mojito:

BEST Bloody Mary on the Lake:

Tipsy Turtle Buckets:

Canned Beer

Seltzers

Bottled Beer

Alum Beer

Tap Beer

Wine (Shutter Home)

DIRTY TURTLE EVENTS

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