meet your 2024 bartending team

Prepare for an unforgettable night filled with laughter, good company, and exceptional service as the entire bartending team at the Dirty Turtle make every visit a memorable one.

Meet Lexi, the newest bartender to the Dirty Turtle team
Mekenzie bartender at the Dirty Turtle
Bartender Rachel from the Dirty Turtle Bar and Grill
Alex new to the Dirty Turtle bartending team, summer 2024
Bartender Zoe from the Dirty Turtle
Bartender Jada from the Dirty Turtle Bar and Grill in New Lisbon, WI
Bartender Payton from the Dirty Turtle Bar and Grill in New Lisbon, WI


The Dirty Turtle is a unique and exciting bar experience. From the family friendly atmosphere during the day to the DJ, dance floor, foam parties, and beer pong at night, there is something for everyone at the Turtle!

Our bar is decorated with hundreds of interesting antiques, you can spend hours just looking at the neat stuff. And all of our tables are decorated with jokes, news articles, and past patrons.

We have tons of TVs to catch the game, including (2) 90 inchers!

When the sun is shining enjoy a beverage at our swing seat tiki bar, or grab some lunch in our screened-in porch.

While you are here join us for Special Events, get one of our specialty drinks, grab something off Our Menu.

Take a minute to meet Our Staff.



Tiki Glass


Purple Turtle:

DeKuyper Razzmatazz, blue curacao, lime vodka topped with lemonade

Melon Snapper:

Watermelon Schnapps, peach schnapps topped with sprite and OJ

aloha breeze:

Premixed vodka based cocktail combines natural flavors of pineapple, cranberry, coconut and key lime.

Patio Punch:

Premixed vodka based cocktail combines natural flavors of wild berries, mango, peach and lemonade.

Dirty Mojito:

Bacardi Rum, fresh mint, fresh lime juice, simple syrup, muddled topped with sprite (Flavors: original/strawberry/ raspberry)

Berry Splash:

Bacardi raspberry topped with cranberry juice and sprite

Coastal Kiss:

Bacardi Coconut, Amaretto, topped with pineapple juice 

Frozen Drinks:

Strawberry Daiquiri, Strawberry Margarita or Pina
(add rum runner on top)

Frozen Drinks:

Strawberry Daiquiri, Strawberry Margarita or Pina
(add rum runner on top)

Mason Jar


Turtle Time:

Grey Goose, and fresh lemonade
Original, Strawberry, Raspberry

Margarita on Castle Rocks

Cazadores Tequila & Premium Filthy Margarita Mix

Best Bloody Mary on the Lake

Grey Goose, award winning mix topped with a beef stick, pickle and olives

Bacardi Bucket from the Dirty Turtle in New Lisbon, WI

Tipsy Turtle Buckets:

32oz bacardi buckets


Berry Splash

Bacardin Raspberry topped with cranberry juice & Sprite

Tropical Tiki

Bacardi Tropical, OJ, pineapple juice, Sprite & grenadine

Baha Beach

Bacardi Coconut, cranberry juice and soda water

Dragon Fly

Bacardi Dragonberry, lemonade, splash of cranberry juice

Canned Beer

Miller Light
Miller Highlife
Miller 64
Coors Light
Bud Light
Busch Light
Twisted Tea
Busch N/A

Hard Seltzers

White Claw
High Noon

Bottled Beer

Corona Light
Corona Extra
Big Wave Golden Ale
Michelob Ultra
Angry Orchard Cider
Goose Island IPA

Aluminum Bottles

Miller Lite
MC Ultra
Coors Light

Tap Beer

Michelob Ultra
Busch Light
Spotted Cow
Summer Shandy
Blue Moon
Sierra Nevada Hazy Ipa

Wine (Sutter Home)

Cabernet Sauvignon
Sweet Riesling
Pinot Grigio


Check out our events at the Dirty Turtle. Whether we've got anything going on or not we look forward to seeing you!

Friday, May 24 Shotgun Jane 7-11pm
Saturday, May 25 BC40 7-11pmpm
Sunday, May 26 Ron Bublitz 1-4pm
Sunday, May 26 RETRA 7-11pm
Friday, May 31 Hayden Ashworth Band 7-11pm

Saturday, June 1 Boy Meet World 7-11pm
Friday, June 7 Pacific Coast Hwy 7-11pm
Saturday, June 8 Bad Medicine 7-11pm
Friday, June 14 Overplayed 7-11pm
Saturday, June 15 Strange Dejavu 7-11pm
Sunday, June 16 Bree Morgan noon-3pm
Friday, June 21 Another Fine Mess 7-11pm
Saturday, June 22 Hillbilly Rocketship 7-11pm
Friday, June 28 Hayden Ashworth Band 7-11pm
Saturday, June 29 Totally Neon 7-11pm

Thursday, July 4 Pacific Coast Hwy 7-11pm
Friday, July 5 BC40 7-11pm
Saturday, July 6 Bree Morgan Ban 8-11pm
Sunday, July 7 Hayden Ashworth Solo 1-4pm
Friday, July 12 Southbound 7:30-11pm
Saturday, July 13 UnXpected 7-11pm
Friday July 19: RETRA 7-11pm
Saturday, July 20 Filthy Sinners 7:30-11pm
Friday, July 26 K Sterling and the 85 Silver Band 7-11pm
Saturday, July 27 Steve Beguhn 7-11pm

Friday, August 2 Bad Habitz 7:30-11pm
Saturday, August 3 Hayden Ashworth Band 7-11pm
Friday, August 9 RETRA 7-11pm
Saturday, August 10Redline Outlaw 7-11pm
Friday, August 16 Another Fine Mess 1-4pm
Saturday, August 17Bad Mediciine 7-11pm
Friday, August 23Steve Beguhn 7-11pm
Saturday, August 24UnXpected 7-11pm
Friday, August 30Totally Neon 7-11pm
Saturday, August 31BC40 7-11pm

Sunday, September 1Pacific Coast Hwy 3-7pm