OUR BAR

OUR BAR

meet your 2026 bartending team

Prepare for an unforgettable night filled with laughter, good company, and exceptional service as the entire bartending team at the Dirty Turtle make every visit a memorable one.

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Aubrie

Meet Aubrie

Where are you from?
Tomah, WI

What are you looking forward to most this summer?
Long sunny days, tan lines, and making memories with friends and family.

Go-to lake drink?
Shirley Temple

Favorite song on the jukebox?
Anything by Morgan Wallen

Favorite thing about working at the lake?
The sunsets, the energy, and meeting so many fun new people

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Sean

Meet Sean
Where are you from?
New Lisbon, WI

What are you looking forward to most this summer?
Meeting new people, making memories, and making enough money to fund my bad decisions.

Go-to lake drink?
THC Socials

Favorite song on the jukebox?
“Wake Up” – Papa Roach

Favorite thing about working at the lake?
The live music

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Lexi

Meet Kennedy

Where are you from?
Lyndon Station, WI

What are you looking forward to most this summer?
Catching up with everyone and enjoying great music.

Go-to lake drink?

Favorite song on the jukebox?
“Choosin’ Texas” – Ella Langley

Favorite thing about working at the lake?
The fun atmosphere and environment.

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Brynn

Meet Brynn

Where are you from?
New Lisbon, WI

What are you looking forward to most this summer?
Meeting new customers, bonding with coworkers, and enjoying the lake.

Go-to lake drink?
Shirley Temple

Favorite songs on the jukebox?
“Something in Your Mouth” – Nickelback
“Ode to Bourbon” – Treaty Oak Revival

Favorite thing about working at the lake?
The amazing lake views and sunsets.

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Jaelyn

Meet Jaelyn
Where are you from?
Reedsburg, WI

What are you looking forward to most this summer?
Spending time with family and friends and meeting new people.

Go-to lake drink?
Carbliss or a Lemon Drop shot

Favorite song on the jukebox?
“Summer of ’69”

Favorite thing about working at the lake?
The sunsets — it’s my first summer working here!

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Ella

Meet Ella

Where are you from?
Tomah, WI

What are you looking forward to most this summer?
Spending time with friends and going to concerts.

Go-to lake drink?
High Noon

Favorite song on the jukebox?
“Forever” – Chris Brown

Favorite thing about working at the lake?
Making new friends and listening to great bands.

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Chloe

Hi! My name is Alex, and this will be my 2nd summer here! I am from Germantown and love spending summers on Castle Rock with my family. I just finished my second year studying abroad on Semester at Sea and studying nuclear medicine technology at the University of Wisconsin- La Crosse. I love boating, traveling, and meeting new people! I cannot wait for another great summer!

Woman standing by a lake at sunset near The Dirty Turtle Bar, smiling with drinks in hand.
Kenna

Meet Kenna

Where are you from?
Adams-Friendship area

What are you looking forward to most this summer?
Another great summer at the Turtle.

Go-to lake drink?
Amaretto Sour

Favorite song on the jukebox?
“Nokia”

Favorite thing about working at the lake?
Spending time on the lake, boating, and making memories with family and friends.

Alex new to the Dirty Turtle bartending team, summer 2024
Alex

Meet Alex

Where are you from?
Germantown, WI

What are you looking forward to most this summer?
Time outside in the sunshine and a family trip to Peru.

Go-to lake drink?
Strawberry Turtle Time

Favorite song on the jukebox?
“Choosin’ Texas” – Ella Langley

Favorite thing about working at the lake?
Being outdoors, live music, and meeting new people.

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Masyn

Meet Masyn

Where are you from?
Mauston, WI

What are you looking forward to most this summer?
Having fun and working a ton.

Go-to lake drink?
Arizona Iced Tea

Favorite song on the jukebox?
“We R Who We R” – Kesha

Favorite thing about working at the lake?
Meeting and talking with so many different people.

Smiling person in sunglasses and headset, repping The Dirty Turtle Bar in an aircraft cockpit.
Monet

Meet Monet

Where are you from?
Hawaii

What are you looking forward to most this summer?
Flying a lot and meeting people at The Dirty Turtle.

Go-to lake drink?
Sparkling water with lime. I don’t drink — I’m boring!

Favorite song on the jukebox?
“Back to Friends” – Sombr

Favorite thing about working at the lake?
All the fun people I’ve been meeting and learning more Wisconsin lore!

THE EXPERIENCE

The Dirty Turtle is a unique and exciting bar experience. From the family friendly atmosphere during the day, to the live bands, dance floor, and beer pong at night, there is something for everyone at the Turtle!

Our bar is a modern-day new look inside with a newly built tiki pavilion outside where we have live bands every weekend during the summer! Along with the new modern look inside, all of our tables are decorated with jokes, news articles, and past patrons, keeping a little of the past alive.

We have tons of TVs to catch the game, including (2) 90 inchers!

When the sun is shining enjoy a beverage at our newly built tiki pavilion and listen to some great live music Friday and Saturday nights (summer only).

While you are here join us for Special Events, get one of our specialty drinks, grab something off Our Menu.

Take a minute to meet Our Staff.

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Happy

Hour

Monday - Thursday 1-5pm

Half OFF APPS & TAPS

Dirty TURTLE DRINKS

Specialty Drinks

Bacardi Buckets 32oz

Berry Splash

Bacardi Raspberry, Cranberry Juice, Sprite

Dragon Fly

Bacardi Dragonberry Peach Schnapps, Lemonade

Tropical Tiki

Bacardi Coconut, OJ, Pineapple Juice, Sprite & Grenadine

Turtle Favorites

Purple Turtle

Razzmatazz, Blue Curacao, Lime Vodka, Lemonade

Berry Water Lime

Grey Goose Berry Rouge, Lime Juice, Water

Dirty Mojito

Bacardi Silver, Muddled Mint, Lime Juice, Sprite

Coastal Kiss

Bacardi Coconut, Amaretto, Pineapple Juice

Margarita on Castle Rocks

Patron Tequila And Premium Filthy Margarita Mix

Grey Goose Summer Sips

Keep the cup! 24 oz Souvenir Mason Jar with Lid.
Also available in 16 oz plastic cup.

Turtle Time

Grey Goose Vodka & Lemonade. Choose From Original, Strawberry Or Raspberry

Dirty Bloody

Grey Goose Vodka & Zing Zang & Skewer

Red Eyed Goose

Grey Goose Vodka & Red Bull

Frozen Drinks

16 oz frozen drinks also available N/A.
Add a Floater Shot!

Strawberry Daiquiri

Miami Vice

Margarita

Pina Colada

Canned Beer

Bud Light
Budweiser
Busch Light
Coors Light
Miller Highlife
Miller Lite
PBR
Twisted Tea Light
Blue Moon N/A

Seltzers

Carbliss
High Noon
Good Boy
Long Drink
White Claw

Bottled Beer

Blue Moon
Coors Banquet
Corona Extra
Corona Light
Goose IPA
Kona Big Wave
Miller Extra Light
Modelo
Yuengling Flight
Corona N/A

THC Drinks

THC Social-Pink Kiwi Strawberry
THC Social-Rocket Pop
THC Social-Wildberry

Tap Beer

Busch Light
Michelob Ultra
Sierra Nevada Hazy IPA
Spotted Cow
Summer Shandy
Yuengling Lager

Wine

Cabernet Sauvignon
Chardonnay
Moscato
Pinot Grigio

DIRTY TURTLE EVENTS

Check out our events at the Dirty Turtle. Whether we've got anything going on or not we look forward to seeing you!

May
Friday, May 22, 2026 Granny Shot 7:00-11pm
Saturday, May 23, 2026 BLUE COLLAR 40 7:00-11pm
Sunday, May 24, 2026 RON JON ACOUSTIC 1-4pm
Friday, May 29, 2026 ANOTHER FINE MESS 7:00-11pm
Saturday, May 30, 2026 DIAMONDS & LEAD 7:00-11pm

June
Friday, June 5, 2026 BAD HABITZ 7:30-11pm
Saturday, June 6, 2026 THE UNEXPECTED 7:00-11pm
Friday, June 12, 2026 COUGAR WAGON 7:00-11pm
Saturday, June 13, 2026 RISING PHOENIX 7:00-11pm
Friday, June 19, 2026 COREY WISE BAND 7:00-11pm
Saturday, June 20, 2026 FOSTER GRAND 7:00-11pm
Friday, June 26, 2026 SOUTHBOUND 7:30-11pm
Saturday, June 27, 2026 BOYS MEET WORLD 7-11pm

July
Friday, July 3, 2026 DJ PJ 7-11pm
Saturday, July 4, 2026 BLUE COLLAR 40 7:00-11pm
Sunday, July 5, 2026 BROKE DOWN DATSUN 2-6pm
Friday, July 10, 2026 FILTHY SINNERS 8pm-11:30pm
Saturday, July 11, 2026 THE UNEXPECTED 7:00-11pm
Friday, July 17, 2026 ANOTHER FINE MESS 7:00-11pm
Saturday, July 18, 2026 DIAMONDS & LEAD 7:00-11pm
Friday, July 24, 2026 PACIFIC COAST HWY 7:00-11pm
Saturday, July 25, 2026 SHOTGUN JANE 7-11pm
Friday, July 31, 2026 SOUTHBOUND 7:30-11pm

August
Saturday, August 1, 2026 BOYS MEET WORLD 7-11pm
Friday, August 7, 2026 ANOTHER FINE MESS 7:00-11pm
Saturday, August 8, 2026 FLASHBACK 7:00-11pm
Friday, August 14, 2026 COUGAR WAGON 7:00-11pm
Saturday, August 15, 2026 SOMETHING FAMILIAR 7-11pm
Friday, August 21, 2026 PARTY ANIMAL 7-11pm
Saturday, August 22, 2026 FOSTER GRAND 7:00-11pm
Friday, August 28, 2026 DIAMONDS & LEAD 7:00-11pm
Saturday, August 29, 2026 BLUE COLLAR 40 7:00-11pm

September
Friday, September 4, 2026 COREY WISE BAND 7:00-11pm
Saturday, September 5, 2026 Steve Beguhn 7:00-11pm
Sunday, September 6, 2026 PACIFIC COAST HWY 2pm-6pm