OUR BAR

OUR BAR

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Prepare for an unforgettable night filled with laughter, good company, and exceptional service as the entire bartending team at the Dirty Turtle make every visit a memorable one.

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THE EXPERIENCE

The Dirty Turtle is a unique and exciting bar experience. From the family friendly atmosphere during the day to the DJ, dance floor, foam parties, and beer pong at night, there is something for everyone at the Turtle!

Our bar is decorated with hundreds of interesting antiques, you can spend hours just looking at the neat stuff. And all of our tables are decorated with jokes, news articles, and past patrons.

We have tons of TVs to catch the game, including (2) 90 inchers!

When the sun is shining enjoy a beverage at our swing seat tiki bar, or grab some lunch in our screened-in porch.

While you are here join us for Special Events, get one of our specialty drinks, grab something off Our Menu.

Take a minute to meet Our Staff.

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TURTLE DRINK MENU

Dirty Turtle Specialty Drinks

Tiki Passion:

Field Notes Vodka + strawberry puree + lemonade

Melon Snapper:

Watermelon schnapps + peach schnapps + sprite + OJ

aloha breeze:

Kinky pre-vodka mix + coconut +  pineapple + lime

Chillaxification:

Captain + malibu + blue curaco + pineapple juice + lime

Patio Punch:

Kinky pre-vodka + berry + peach + mango + lime

Frozen Drinks:

(AVAILABLE INSIDE ONLY)
Strawberry Daiquiri
Pina Colada’

Purple Turtle:

Razzmatazz + blue curacao + lime vodka + lemonade

Tropical Lemonade:

Strawberry Schnapps + peach schnapps + triple sec + lemonade

Coastal Kiss:

Amaretto + coconut rum + pineapple juice

Shark Bite:

Coconut Rum + blue curacao + pineapple juice + w/ a fish

Dirty Mojito:

White Rum + lime juice + fresh mint + simple syrup + sprite

BEST Bloody Mary on the Lake:

Vodka + award-winning mix + pickle + beef stick
 
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Tipsy Turtle Buckets:

32oz bacardi buckets
Mango Tango: Bacardi mango +  pineapple juice + splash grenadine
Turtle Juice: Bacardi lime + lemonade + splash lime juice
Berry Breeze: Bacardi raspberry + cranberry juice +sprite
Tropical Sunset: Bacardi Tropical + coconut rum + sprite

 

Canned Beer

Miller Light
Miller Highlife
Miller 64
Coors Light
Bud Light
Budweiser
Busch Light
PBR
Twisted Tea
Busch N/A

Seltzers

White Claw
High Noon
Carbliss

Bottled Beer

Corona Light
Corona Extra
Bud Light Lime
Big Wave Golden Ale
Michelob Ultra
Leinenkugels- Honey Weiss
Angry Orchard Cider
Goose Island IPA
Mikes Hard- Cranberry Lemonade

Alum Beer

Miller Lite
Bud Light
Coors Light

Tap Beer

Michelob Ultra
Busch Light
Spotted Cow
Twisted Tea
Summer Shandy
Blue Moon

Wine (Shutter Home)

Chardonnay
Moscato
Pinot Grigio
Cabernet